According to a poll of 4,000 Britons, conducted by an insurance company, the most popular car in the country is .....The Volvo Estate! Here hang on a minute, that's the same dull boring looking vehicle which only retired anoraks would buy? Looks as dull as ditchwater ? Yep that's the one! Ah but why did these people vote for it with a smirk on their faces and a glint in the eye?
Because the poll was asking which car is the best for having sex in the back seat! Apparently the Volvo Estate has comfortable and plush seating and so much space that even the most ambitious positions can be attempted. 6% of people admitted to becoming so enthusiastic in the course of their (hopefully) stationary vehicular use that they had damaged the upholstery of their vehicle and 1% of those - cheeky buggers - admitted to claiming for the damage on their insurance policies!
Drivers were also asked what they thought about when they were driving and whether their minds were 100% on what they were doing. One in five drivers admitted to thinking about sex for a quarter of the time behind the wheel (unless presumably you are a Volvo Estate driver when it goes up to 50% wondering how fast you can get started once you find a parking lane!)
The name of the insurance company that researched all this - 0h 'Yes'!!
Monday, December 18, 2006
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